July 2010
Night #1
I was heading out on a ‘guys night’ with one of my very good friends from work, and his brother and another friend. Yes, I am aware that I am not a guy, however, I do tend to abide by the Bro Code, and I easily end up as a wingman. Tonight, was supposed to be one of those nights.
On this particular night we headed to a club that was typically filled with metro-sexual males and ‘fresh meat’...
These are a collection of memories, maybe even mistakes, not necessarily in any order and the names have been changed for privacy reasons (With that being said, I feel like some of these people should be named for the protection of the rest of the human race).
I was always told the best way to get over someone is to get under somebody else. I never wanted this to be my philosophy, and I learned...
If you're human
So i thought of a few different names for this post but none seemed quite right… If you’re a girl who’s been on a shocking ‘date’… or a guy for that matter If you’ve ever been left hurt and insecure… If sometimes all you want is some action.. If you fucked up and hurt the one you love.. If you tried to get over them by getting under someone...
Today is things I know day
Storming through the party like my name was El...
“..dwell on the past and it will bury you, it’s getting hard to look ahead,...”
– MLIW
“Do you believe you’re missing out? That everything good is happening...”
– Brand New
“The world isn’t against you my dear, it just doesn’t care”
– MLIW
“Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore....”
– Se7en
Some people need a little push..
… others need a huge fucking shove
: I find it incredibly funny that people make... →
I find it incredibly funny that people make assumptions about me via Tumblr. A post about enjoying vegan food/trying the vegan foods my housemates who are vegan makes me a vegan and I am no longer allowed to eat non-vegan food, and facebook status updates must be written. A photograph of me…
If you didn’t ‘give a shit’ you wouldn’t waste your time whinging about...
Girls!!
Girls, I am doing a quick survey, do you favour one of your boobs?
Do you like one slightly more??
reasons don’t matter, :)
LET ME KNOW
“But we try so hard not to die.
Sometimes we forget to appreciate life,”
– The Spill Canvas
“In my life, Why do I smile, at people who I’d much rather kick in the...”
– Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now- The Smiths
My phone's on vibrate for you
I have to mean something to someone
Don't look at me the wrong way, 'coz I got nothin'...
Dear people who wear fake glasses,
dearmeat:
Real glasses suck, they fog up, bang-hair gets tore out, you can’t wear sunglasses. So you think you are being stylish, and hip but really you look like a douche. Please stop before I pop those fake lenses out. -Angry Four Eyes
Freedom is just a state of mind
A little fatherly advice
My dad recently asked me if I was still sleeping with my sort of ex-but more than likely current- boyfriend, when I said yes he came at me with this advice..
Why are you even wasting your time having sex with him? You won’t enjoy it until you’re married anyway. Women don’t get a clitoris until they are married.
Thanks Dad, I will now tell that to my future partners, so they...
“Not saying that it’s good,
Not saying that it’s right,
But the...”
– Corporate Avenger 