August 2010
Licky licky yum yum
In all the excitement of posting my hilarious sexual encounters I totally forgot about ‘America’ the guy who got a nose bleed while trying to woo me on the beach…
That story will have to come tomorrow.
“He can’t understand, how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends”
– The Spill Canvas
“You made your choice and now you pay the price, you fucking bastard”
– MLIW
Take me away, to where the world won't 'save' me
A dreamer, is all I am.
Get Lahey'd!! We won our quarter final tonight 7-0
just had one of those moments when I awkwardly realise I’m not wearing any underwear
