Hands Off!: Archive

Poached eggs and vodka for breakfast

Jan 29th

I want my shirt!

Am crying.

Jan 28th

Who stole my 'I fuck on the first date' t-shirt?!!

Jan 28th

3 notes

staggerleelikesvinyl-deactivate asked: how are things

Jan 28th

I don't care about Burst City

and I’m a promoter. So sue me

Jan 28th

1 note

Don't tread on me

Jan 28th

534 notes

I honestly think chicks trap dudes.into relationships

Jan 26th

3 notes

Dream World and Drunk

This has been my life for the past five days. Sorry I have been MIA :(

Jan 26th

Also, before I forget

The next time you report what I am doing to someone else, I will punch you square in the face. My actions are mine alone, and no-one need hear about them from someone else. This includes and is not limited to Crying Being Drunk Partying Swearing Photographs Buying Clothes Eating Food Not Eating Food

Jan 25th

Vomited at about 12.30 on Australia Day

So Australian

Jan 25th

"You didn't cry when bambi's mother died?" "yes it...

Hahahaha, amazing

Jan 25th

Also, I owe a few people an apology

Drunk Marlee needs to not talk so much, and not smash her phone. Sorry :(

Jan 25th

I woke up in my fort

and I have a feeling I should be really embarrassed of my actions last night

Jan 25th

Can't talk, going to Dream World

Jan 24th

staggerleelikesvinyl-deactivate asked: yea right

Jan 24th

Jan 23rd

269 notes

We were born to roam

Jan 23rd

People are pussies

Jan 23rd

Starting Season 2 of Breaking Bad

#LimbsLife

Jan 23rd

3 notes

mynameismarinela-deactivated201 asked: You really need too. It's only playing at Palace Cinemas....i think.

Jan 23rd

staggerleelikesvinyl-deactivate asked: you are high

Jan 23rd

Does he let you tell him all your favorite parts?...

This is probably one of the most important things a guy could do for me

Jan 23rd

436 notes

Going to Tuckeria

#LimbsLife

Jan 23rd

stealinghappiness--deactivated2 asked: I was being totally serious hey.
;)
I will never know why rum is so australian?

Jan 23rd

shinebrightbeautiful: For Australia Day I’m probably going to put on a gold coast bikini, socks and thongs and drink rum and coke at the beach. I hope you’re being serious. my plan was to be as naked as I can be, playing cricket and drinking rum. Great minds. :)

Jan 23rd