Back to uni tomorrow
I've been spending a lot of time alone lately
I love it, but I think it makes it hard for me to talk to people…because I don’t want to.
Standing alone is better than standing with people...
Now watching: Don't say a word
my fucking neighbours have been listening to the...
for the last 5 hours. I’m on my balcony calling out for them to turn it down- the dude is naked and passed out on his balcony. I literally want to cut his tiny dick off
Girls on the bus talking about how they don’t want to make out with someone with a tongue piercing.. Honey if they go down on you, you will love it.
When ugly dudes have huge penises, I think, “Ugh, what a waste!” Worst person
This is my get my shit together post. I have been lucky enough to have a fairly good body. There are things i’d like to change (see: hips, thighs, teeth) but i can’t change them if I lie in bed for six hours in the middle of the day. Change it. I hate that my house is dirty all the time. Change it. I’m stressed and concerned about my relationship. Change it. I need to get...
Oh Fuck me, i'm crying in Survivor again
No pants Thursday
mybrainexplode: Sometimes it’s all I can do to not stab him in the face with a kiwi spoon. agreed
Things are really tense at the moment
Came home from touch
Sat in the dark, on the floor of the shower, with cold water running. Alone time.
I updated that blog again →
They're drinking cow's blood on Survivor
Anonymous asked: is this a one to one trade cause if so frankly, JGF will still get to eat some chicken nuggets and have a good time, and if it sways too far in the opposite direction, well someones gunna feel mighty full. in the end i think we have established a precedent now its time to haggle on price.
Now watching: Toy Story 3
Anonymous asked: your gaining chicken nuggets and handing out Blow jobs?
I am constantly trading chicken nuggets for blow...
My life is awesome
Now watching: Halloween 2
Now watching: Let Me In
I've started feeling a lot of anger and resentment...
I really wanted to make these chocolate chip cheesecake bars for everyone, and I needed to get cream cheese, but xbox is really important.. :(
ryandsim asked: You're good. Not a question, breaking rules, Tumblr SMD.
Girl Talk and House Work
Guess what's 6 inches long and didn't get sucked...
Whitney Houston’s crack pipe. My dad called and told me this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous asked: Well in that case /begrudging acceptance. You should be more careful with these things you know! feeling better?
Anonymous asked: Did no one ask you questions? /sad
Adele won a bunch of Grammys. Beige is always a...
I have the day off
well sort of, I’m working form home and running errands. Ask me questions, prepare to be entertained..(hopefully)
I hate Adele